Ass Shower

The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.

Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.

Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.

by PiePatrol November 10, 2010

cinnamon ass

condition of the ass caused by eating spicy foods resulting in farts that are hot

You ate some real spicy chili. Consequently your farts now burn your asshole. Now you have a case of cinnamon ass.

by mr94chevys10 November 21, 2010

Nose-ass

A dimple/line in the centre of your nose resembling an ass.

"Wow did you see Jessica's Nose-ass?!"

by shady.lady22 May 11, 2009

reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

ass schrapnel

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.

Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack

by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

quad ass

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

by drbollocks December 15, 2008

Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009