Funky Surprise Hotdish

A casserole made with any random ingredients left in your fridge

Jason made this delicious hotdish last night. Not sure what he put in it though... It was a Funky Surprise Hotdish for sure.

by IntrepidSpaceCat June 30, 2019

Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.

Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!

by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020

tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.

I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!

by Tank5 April 14, 2016

Urine for a Surprise Act

When you pee in a girls vagina and use it as lube or eat it with the pee.

Urine for a Surprise act

by Banana Slammer June 12, 2018

Soggy Chair Surprise

When you secretly cum on a chair and wait until someone sits on it.

“Don’t sit on that chair I saw Joe do a Soggy Chair Surprise”
“Nah I like it”

by Toddler5678 November 1, 2021

San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.

Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise

by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011