Spinoza

The sexiest philosopher to have ever lived. That fact was confirmed by the Romanian Sex God. His work is not meant for light reading, but is possibly good while drunk.

"Spinoza makes me think happy thoughts.... about your mother!"

or

"Spinoza...oh yeah..."

by MethanBetney September 23, 2004

spinal meningitis

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

by Ween April 7, 2005

spinroast

When you put a bitch on a revolving table and give her the spitroast. You keep spinning her and switching until she pukes from the combination of your penises and the spinning.

Tim and I gave that ho the spinroast last night and she yacked all over my dong. I can still smell that slut's dinner.

by JMstriker16 October 20, 2004

Spinners

Rims that gain and keep momentum after a vehicle is stopped. It could be argued that the owner of the rims lives a rather hedonistic lifestyle.

In the song "Pimpin all over the world" by Ludacris, we are informed that if your spinning rims are spinning counter clockwise-then you are not pimpin.

"Those spinners look mighty fresh, son."

by Dayna Jade March 26, 2008

Spinkter

A small doughnut with pink frosting; anything pink, round, and delicious.

Can I have a taste of your spinkter?

by Sequoia Johnson May 12, 2010

Fidget Spinner

Object that rotates at high speed to distract autistic edgy retards from their real life problems. Mainly used at schools because it is a popular trend that should have died in a fire. Faggots that use fidget spinners actually cry themselves to sleep.

"Yo did you see Evan and his Fidget Spinner?"

"Yeah man I did, what a faggot."

by Spinnerkid May 18, 2017

spinnish

Spinnish is the language used by spin doctors and other political operatives; Corporate fuzzwords.

Chief table-pounders whose work requires them to be buzzword-compliant traffic in Spinnish.

Here's an example of Spinnish: "self-licking ice cream cone" n. a process, department, institution, or other thing that offers few benefits and exists primarily to justify or perpetuate its own existence. Also in the form self-licking lollipop. Related: flush tax, lean forward, bullet sponge, unass, lactivist, paleoconservative.

by Snookynibbles December 24, 2006