noun: a subject of conversation that isn't acceptable in public, for either reasons of concealment or embarrassment
origin: the reasoning that if someone removes your socks, pants are just a step away
origin: the reasoning that if someone removes your socks, pants are just a step away
Guy in public place: So, what happened between you and (male) after the movie on Saturday?
Girl: Hey now. No sock talk here!
Girl: Hey now. No sock talk here!
by Theartis'slittlespoon March 01, 2011
Mark: "Hey, I see you're wearing your Mexican Socks!"
(Nathan looks down)
Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."
(Mark nods)
(Nathan looks down)
Nathan: "I'm... I'm not wearing any socks."
(Mark nods)
by lawlzwut December 08, 2014
When you're fucking a girl (with a condom) and finish, pull off the (condom), and slap her across the face with the (cum-filled condom).
"Yeah I wet socked her, I thought it would break the awkward silence of her staring at me as I pulled off my wet sock"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
"I didn't think she'd be adverse to a little wet socking"
by Drsnowflash February 13, 2015
A mythical existance of such a thing, ussually trumped by the existance of a dirty sock or two dirty socks (see: cum rag).
"Does any freaken person in here have a clean sock and a porno that I can borrow?"
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
"Sorry, all my socks are in singles and I need them myself."
by DDealer February 10, 2008
A move done by a male. The Male places a woolly sock over his erect penis and jerks himself off into it. Once he has ejaculated, the male will stuff the sock into his partners mouth and say "Hows that for a Sock Monkey"
by evil robaroo July 11, 2008
So, My underwear was too tight for my dress, so I decided to purple sock it, so I wouldn't get panty lines.
by Denver McAllister April 16, 2005
look at the "sock muffin"
by jake and cassssie July 13, 2008