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kyle queef

Kyle Queef is a rare jew monger seen from the damp depths of North America. He bears a shield-shaped as a six-pointed star coated in hot glued shekels.

The figure has been transformed into a derogatory term for a greedy fuck boi.
"You see that guy on his golden tricycle? He's a total Kyle Queef."
by SlaughteringJihadists November 17, 2017
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finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef
Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed
by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018
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lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.
Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.
by Sperloid January 15, 2018
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Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.
person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 May 12, 2018
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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
by Xanthern November 19, 2018
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