poo gas

it is the gas that smells like poo. a fart.

Uh oh! I did a poo gas!

by Haleth August 23, 2006

Poo-talker

Someone who freely discusses bowel movements; in frequency, size and consistency terms. Said discussion will have no warning leading up to the description of the movement and may be weaved in to a casual conversation about the day, in general.

My wife is a real Poo-talker, she told me all about her breather today...

by Mrs G-unit May 28, 2018

poo scrape

crusty residue left on buttocks after a few days of not washing

hey lennie, my poo scrape is really grating me up

by manfat June 28, 2003

Poo turdy

The time of day when the bathroom stalls are filled in the men's room at work.

"Are all the stalls full?"
"Yeah, must be poo o'clock."
"More like poo turdy."

by Eee Bee June 23, 2017

Poo Goblin

The Poo Goblin is a fabled character from as early as roman times, sometimes referred to as Pootus Bootus in the annals of history. He is the nightmarish guardian of the fountain of pooth. He can be spotted using public restrooms for am inordinate amount of time, carefully sifting through all the poos of the children, virtue true. So he can perform a poo transplant in order to restore youth (pooth) to his inner mechanism and live for 1000 more years.

Did you see Poo Goblin today guys? He was out with his plastic bag collecting the children's poo again

by GothMowgli May 24, 2022

Rosa Poo

That Indian song that perfectly describes anyone named rosa

Rosa poo

by Jeffrey the juice man August 13, 2019

Pika-poo

When someone sends you vag nudes and you see a turd lodged in the dark hole.

Dude 1- Bro I got a nude from Veronica and I saw a Pika-poo
Dude 2- Brooo that's gross

by ToryDuncan June 2, 2018