Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.

“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”

by aidangreen January 4, 2023

Peanut Nose

A flat nose (Usually Filipinos have them).

That guy has a cute peanut nose!

by IdLxB February 11, 2025

Peanut Butter Corndog

When You're Having Back Door Adventures and Your Junk Came Out With A Little Nutty Surprise.

Damn !! I was Having Fun with This Girl in Her Doo Doo Maker and my Junk Came Out like a Peanut Butter Corndog

by MichaelAmadeus87 March 22, 2024

Fuck Peanut

A supple plump young male who resembles a peanut in shape in which one engages in sexual intercourse which.

Man, that guy Brett is a real Fuck Peanut

by MeGaShhady November 23, 2021

peanut house

a house full of peanuts that the indians used to survive.

The Sauk Tribe had a peanut house in their tipi.

It was like a peanut house at this hut.

by Kristina Jackie Goldriguez October 3, 2012

peanut slutter and jelly

Someone who enjoys as much as they enjoy a classic PB&J, and they know how to lick the knife clean.

She, being a peanut slutter and jelly, enjoyed new sexual experiences.

by Poetlaureate February 16, 2022

Peanut Butter Person

The type of person who is extremely musty and has a distinct type of smell. Typically also thinks they’re funny when they’re just loud and smelly.

what’s the wretched smell ?
smells like a Peanut Butter Person to me

by ball destroyer February 2, 2022