Peanut Decline

When everything with peanuts has been banned from a certain area due to some ones peanut allergy.

dude, there has been a major Peanut Decline because Jimmy over there is scared of peanuts... *sigh*

by andirella March 16, 2011

Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.

Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!

by Gray Devio February 7, 2020

Peanut Butter Blessing

When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.

Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?

Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.

by PB_Blesser June 24, 2024

peanut butter Nelly

A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean

You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....

by HyporboreanVrilguy March 12, 2023

Peanut M&M’s

Makeshift anal beads in which one partner must suck the candy out the “bum” of another partner.

“Honey I forgot my anal beads, but I know you like peanut M&M’s. You wanna suck them out of my ass?”

by I_love_peanut_M&M’s February 19, 2024

peanut butter

a brown, sticky substance that you use to smear all over your wife's bed to make her think you shit yourself

smeared peanut butter all over my wife's bed to make her think I shat myself.

by lol poggers man December 19, 2022

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.

I just watched PEANUT BUTTER WHITE.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017