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Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....
by Potato love.love December 12, 2022
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potato chip

A cowboy hat. refers to the curviture of the hat which resembles a potato chip.
The dance hall was filled with nothing but hayseeds wearing potato chips.
by knastyknate February 22, 2004
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brain potato

a large grouping of hard snot or a solid booger extracted from one's nostrils while contemplating any subject.
while answering my girlfriends question about whether or not her sister beulah with the acne problem was attractive i rubbed my nose and discovered a large mass of hardened snot i then proceeded to pull it out, scrape it off in an ashtray and said to my girlfriend, fuck no !!!! stupid. i just yanked a brain potato so large it would pass for your sisters left cheek.
by fixer 2006 April 30, 2007
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SUDDENLY, POTATOES

a comment made on somebodies facebook status when they just make posts that ramble on and make themselves look like idiots

once they have responded to that, you post THOUSANDS OF THEM, and finally once they respond to that you delete your posts to make it look like they're talking to themselves
random idiotic facebook user: I got hella candy and some other stuff to(; habahha boy r all ova meh yeeee

Other facebook user: SUDDENLY, POTATOES
by tehhwa November 2, 2010
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Potato head

A very smart human being, also very handsome. A potato head gets all them hoes.
That guy must be a potato head, because he is a woman magnet!
by TheBestPotatoHead March 26, 2017
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mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.
anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes
by jeremyspearout January 12, 2007
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furry potato

a potto that has cat ears
hey furry potato hey furry potato
by FURRY POTATO ENTENSIFIES May 28, 2021
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