swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012

infamy swag

When your swag is well known and global.

I destroy these boys they all immobile. Meanwhile my infamy swag is well known and global. -Viper

by Uncle Rimjob August 7, 2021

swag 2012

A state of pure epicness and PWNage! Only a few select people on earth can harness swag 2012. Swag 2012 guarantees the person who has it endless no-scopes and ROFL-inducing rage comics!

Example:
person 1: "Yo, that was epic! How did you hit that no-scope?"
person 2: "swag 2012"
person 1: "oMG that's so awesome and epic! I wish I had swag 2012!"

by batmys September 12, 2022

Swag Mackerel

A man who is WAY too ugly to have the confidence that he does. Most likely well-hung, rich, or both.

He is way too ugly to pick up so many ladies. Swag Mackerel!!!!

by Wamz705 April 18, 2016

Salma is Swag

a discord user, she'll do anything for you, sweetest person ever. Has every guy in the corn hub server on their fucking hands and knees. HAS HUGE TITS, like fucking mommy milkers. Great at sex, has the body of a pornstar yet the mind of an innocence. Kind of dumb at times, but is book smart. SWAG SWAG SWAG.

@Salma is Swag - hey lol, mommy milf milkers?

by bismuthepython May 7, 2021

Swag Nips

When something is very cool.

Your new car is swag nips, bro.

by Booboo1900 August 24, 2020

dumb swag

Dumb swag, swag so dumb that you forget it was even there. Like makes ur mind dumb swag

that's some dumb swag right there

by dbreezy9000000 September 12, 2020