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The key to paradise

The penis

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"
by Directioner369 May 2, 2024
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Key-check

To assault someone or their car with keys
After our argument I almost key-checked that guy
by topbinsonly May 13, 2024
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No Key

A mixture between no cap and low key. It was popularized by SypherPK's sexy editor, Jack.
Some guy: "This new fortnite season goes hard. No key!"
by ChadThunderc0k December 4, 2021
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Maner Key

A Person Who Looks Like A Monkey An Acts Like One Also Love To Put His Stick In Dirty Bithces
You Maner Key Back To Work
by Hubdro February 17, 2024
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Key Hole

Pinch the tip of your cock and pushing it into ball sack, in the motion of unlocking a door with a key
Jacob: Hey! Nate wanna see how to do the Key Hole?”
Nate: “Sure”
by Crusted Semen muncher8=D~~~ February 28, 2024
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Key deer

Key deer, a diminutive and rare species found nowhere else on Earth. But these are no ordinary deer. They have adapted to their environment in ways that defy imagination, embracing a lifestyle so unique that only those who have witnessed it can attest to its veracity.

Adorned in tactical gear that would make even the most equipped soldier nod in approval, these deer have taken to wearing night vision goggles during the brightest daylight hours. It wasn't an affectation or a mere quirk of evolution; it was a necessity, born from their nocturnal fishing activities that often stretched into the dawn. Fishing, after all, was not just a pastime but a vital aspect of their existence, requiring the precision and the cover of darkness to outwit the cunning fish of the Keys.

But perhaps the most peculiar of their traits was their love for bananas, a delicacy that they cherished above all else. It became such an integral part of their diet that some believed it to be the secret behind their unique abilities. And among these abilities was the most curious one yet: the power to create weaves from their fur, which they meticulously collected from their shedding. The weaving was not just craft but art, resulting in intricate fabrics that were as strong as they were beautiful.
“Is that a key deer colony?”
by Not the key deer! March 2, 2024
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Key Obidient

Any member of the OBIdence movement who for a fee, is open to negotiate for and offer politcal mercenary services to any party.
You-Suf has been identified as a Key Obidient, we can now stop talking about equity and fairness.
by Yasus Afari March 4, 2024
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