1.Used to categorize an affliction that turns a normal woman into a mountainous, sloppy looking woman with a snub button nose and a haircut that was crafted with a lawnmower. Usu. gotten by having low self esteem, recreational drug use, poor diet, and lack of intellectual stimulus.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
2.Any other similarly or un-similarly described fatter female afflicted with this ailment.
Ex1: Friend1-" What in the hell happened to her?!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
Friend 2-"You didn't hear? S'shame. She developed Mad Cow Disease..."
Friend-1 "Fuck!"
by TooTrue October 16, 2008
Get the Mad Cow Diseasemug. a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
Get the what the cow, man?!mug. When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
Get the Michigan Purple Cowmug. by Deegan. April 23, 2018
Get the cow calf combomug. by B-Raid May 5, 2007
Get the MAD COW DISEASEmug. 
When you stick your penis into hot candle wax and perform the sex position known as Reverse Cowgirl while the hot wax is still on your penis
by Kenny Wescott February 5, 2020
Get the Flaming Reverse Cowmug.