milking the legless cow

mom caught me milking the legless cow when she accidentally walked in my room without knocking
by i gotta dog May 09, 2017
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what the cow, man?!

a replacement for cursing that can be said in mixed company. 'cow' can replace almost any curse word, including shit, fuck, cunt, among others. see mothercow.
starrk: rebecca black is like the best evaaarrrr!

Bonzo: what the cow, man?!
by bonzo970 July 11, 2011
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Cow Boy Roy

New Zealand slang

cow boy roy is someone that comes from the south and goes to hostels cow boy roys like rodeos and bull rides they chew tobacco and spit an there spit makes metal clinging sounds cow boy roys are good mates and are cool and have cool curly hair
Person One:Look At That Kid

Person Two:Whata Cow boy roy
by JoeyBoii9cg224 June 04, 2009
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Lemon Cow Moment

A better version of poggers. Use it when you see something so epic you gotta rip a fat lemon cow moment.
Guy 1: "Bro! I just fucked Kylie Jenner!"

Guy 2: "Holy shit! That's a lemon cow moment!"
by rider35 March 03, 2021
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How big is a cow

Ur mom is How big is a cow
by wuyitruywrteuwyerti May 28, 2021
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Gettin the cow for free

Have sex (oral or otherwise) for no money or any sentimental value .
by jackoffinyourtoast July 11, 2010
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Dumbass fucking cow

An person arguing with teamates in boss fight, or arguign with guild members.

An person looks stupid.
by vereb July 13, 2021
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