Funny swag

A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department

Funny swag is smelling up the place

by slava horizon April 1, 2021

Swag Fag

The word better than Fuck Boy because Swag Fag describes all dumb ass's

Pedro: Hey what's up Napoleon lets get something to eat at Crew Dew
Napoleon:There's to many Swag Fags there though Gosh
Pedro: OK that true fuck em Swag Fags we can go to the dew few
Napoleon: Yeah Idiot Gosh finally you did some thinking

by The_man97 September 20, 2016

Cock-swag

cock-swag is bling for the cock. Shiny jewlery.

"oh nice cock-swag mate." "thanks i got it yesterday from the store"

by cock-swag-man December 28, 2020

Swag Nips

When something is very cool.

Your new car is swag nips, bro.

by Booboo1900 August 24, 2020

dumb swag

Dumb swag, swag so dumb that you forget it was even there. Like makes ur mind dumb swag

that's some dumb swag right there

by dbreezy9000000 September 12, 2020

Swag Reduction

A medical procedure intended for reducing the levels of swag present in the patient.

I hope they put me under for my swag reduction tomorrow, I can't stand to seem them takin off my J's!

Guy one: "I want to get a swag reduction"

Guy 2: "You can't have too much swag!"

Guy 1: "All men are pigs! All they care about is how many gold chains I can carry on my chest, and it's hurting my back!"

by soundless scream May 7, 2017

swag count

everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.

Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.

or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!

by little kbaybay January 1, 2012