top ten

A clickbait-y listicle containing the ten best things about any topic. It could be fully text based, images/video, or both.

Top ten best anime shows to watch in 2023!
Top ten recipes to try in 5 ingredients or less!
Top ten reasons why you’re still single!

by nervous_wreak3 August 11, 2023

top princess

A top princess is a top who likes to be courted, spoiled and live a soft life. However, he is still the protector.

I knew he was a top princess because he wanted to be the little spoon after breaking my back in.

by Topswhotwerm November 11, 2022

Top Twat

Someone who thinks that because they’re in a different position to you financially/within society that they are better than you

*Random person walks in*
Guy 1: Who’s this Top Twat?
Guy 2: Don’t worry about them, they just think they’re better than others

by @itsbobpod June 13, 2019

Love on top

Putting someone semen or female ejaculation on your face

Put my love on top of your face

by Tony Lucas July 26, 2022

Top Shabber

If a man called Shabs shags

Look at that Shabs, his such a top Shabber

by Shabbertronic August 12, 2022

Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023

Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011