myspace

Myspace is the most pathetic yet common excuse to scream to the whole world, hey look how cute, sexy, funny, adorable, fill in blank here that I can be. People who have myspace justify their reasoning to the more knowledgable people in the world who don't have myspace by claiming that they: a) Have it just to keep in touch b) All their friends have it c) To stay updated on their bands. The list of fake excuses goes on and on, such as boredom, but basically the truth is that myspace users become self proclaimed internet celebrities. Big deal that you whored yourself and begged others to do so for you so that you could gain 5000 internet buddies who are all people you don't know from different states and you never talk to. But of course, it makes you look more popular right? And everybody knows the popular people own some unnamed right to declare themselves better than anyone who they don't think is as pretty or popular as themself. Now that you're a part of this demographic, you must understand that you have to take 50 pictures all from a variety of angles, as well as different lighting and outfits, then pick the best 3 to post on your page. Remember, scene is in so your hair must be black with bleach blonde chunks, parted at an angle usually covering your eyes and cut so that it looks like a 5-year-old did it for you. Massive amounts of eyeliner is extremely important. Make sure you post plenty of bulletins so all your friends are aware of this new update so they can go comment your pics and tell you how good you look. But the cool thing to do is not respond to anyone who doesn't appear as cool as you are. Make sure your top 8 is all attractive, myspace elite as well. You have an impression to make. C'mon, you never know when your ex who's been happily dating his perfect girlfriend for 2 years might obsessively review your page 12 times a day and see one of your wannabe in a magazine photos and dump her for you right? Or the most gorgeous guy you ever saw might see your page and you could meet face to face aside from the fact that he lives 3,000 miles away and just happens to be really talented with photoshop, aka the "you look better on myspace" t-shirt from Hot Topic. Or maybe, your old best friend will see how many other losers are friends with you and view the number of comments you have then change her mind about haulting the friendship with such a social butterfly. Don't forget to give little MTV like shout-outs to all the people in your life that you 'love.' This really translates to, post pictures of the scene kids you barely know or may only know online and write underneath how great they are and how nobody compares. Make lists under your 'General' interests of the most random yet mindless crap you can come up with. Make sure you NEVER deny a friend request because its just another admiring fan and adds to your friend list count, but DO NOT ever acknowledge their existence otherwise. Your 'About Me' should be short and sweet, but clearly get the point across that you're an overrated bitch with an attitude and not only do you know it, you're proud of it. One last thing- your display name should have a twist of your own sense of humor of something that really isn't that funny, have hardcore or some lame group like ADF posted next to it, or turned into something that makes you appear to be slightly original, like Kadi Doll. If you must, be creative and make some info up or write whatever you can that will help boost your image. Nobody has to know that you actually listen to emo or hate Norma Jean (but you always wear that shirt to shows and says its your fav band). All that matters is what they believe, not reality, so pretend to be everything your not. Your myspace friends are here to boost your ego so they need to feed off this type of detail. Who wants to see you for who you really are anyway? Doing that may compromise your reputation and risk losing myspace friends who decide that they don't like you because you weren't as scene kid savvy as they thought. Congratulations! You just graduated high school to merely rejoin it in the internet world. Grow up and get a life.

Yes this is the real me. Myspace.com/2413355.

I'm Damian.
I'm 18.
I'm single
You know you want me.
I smoke cigarettes.
I eat meat && I love every single bite<3
I'm cuter than you think.
I'm really nice but really shallow.
Everyone adores me.
If I don't reply to you, that's 'cause you're either really fucking ugly or your comment was worthless. most likely the ugly part.

by xXunsceneXx September 4, 2008

myspaceturbating

Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.

instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.

by Kevin mitchell November 5, 2008

Myspace

1) A virus that is taking over people's lives all over the world. People lose their jobs, fail classes, etc just because of the website.

2) A way for people to get famous if they are hot enough, but too lazy to get a real job before they become a Myspace whore.

1) Have you been infected by Myspace? Yea, but unfortunately, I'm not going to UCLA anymore.

2) A few examples: Tila Tequila; Joe Hollywood

by Domonic January 1, 2008

flatter myself

1.) when someone gives you a compliment and you have no idea how to react. when this happens close your eyes and laugh out loud to yourself enjoying the moment.

2.) when you tell a joke that no one else found to be funny, or no one else heard at all and you proceed to laugh to yourself.

3.) A smugness

Sebastian: "damn Randy that sure is a nice beard you got going there."

Randy (inner monolouge): "I never really thought it looked that good, but alright ill flatter myself...haha, hahah, hahahahaha!

by The Macho King May 23, 2012

myspace hate

To hate people on myspace usually with another person around as to share the joke

ayo son look at that profile that nigga has tupac on his profile like he think he gangsta livin in the hamptons, only reason that girl is in pic with him is cuz he has money hate hate hate hate he dont know how hard it is livin in the real hood in orlando florida :that was a myspace hate.............bitches

by haterclub inc May 3, 2006

myspace

A "place for friends", a social networking site. On the positive site it enables you to chat with like-minded people that you might not meet in everyday life and it also enables you to track down old schoolmates like a stalker! On the negative side the site can get pretty mediocre, with the average profile being of an oh-so-edgy emo chick/dude (it's hard to tell!), and the fact that Tom is a bit creepy plus never helps when hackers send you trojans via your profile! And how come these people live such so-called glamorous lifestyles when they're sat in front of their computers all day! Fantasy world me-thinks.

Hi I'm BrokenValentinexox, I'm 99 years old, welcome to my myspace, comment me or FUCK OFF! My parents are both lawyers but we're tooootally poor. I wish they would leave me and my trisexual lover alone. See, I'm easy to get along with! I HATE shallow people who only go for looks.
Only add me if you're good-looking ok! TEH SEX!

by Kralyaxxx September 6, 2008

myskeetho

Describing one's lover, aka come bucket.

Pronunciation: my-skeet-ho

"Myskeetho loves to toss the salad"

"I really need to find a new myskeetho"

by rpj June 8, 2005