slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Moving at the speed of smell

Moving at the speed of smell is a saying using by CaptainSauce. It means something is moving very slowly.

I’m moving at the speed of smell.

by Jesse’s Domain February 15, 2025

Bitch Move

Committing warcimes, mass murder, genocide, ethnic cleansing or any such things

Did you hear Putin's Russia has reported over a million Ukrainian children from their homes in occupied Ukraine? what a Bitch Move

by Proppypop December 10, 2023

Jackson Move

Selfish and leaves the team behind when they are in a fight

He left us while we were getting shot at; what a Jackson move

by Dane1274 April 23, 2019

Cooper Move

The act of building up great anticipation for a reward you decide the person won't receive.

Reference: September 24th, 2017 the Chicago Bears Cornerback Marcus Cooper Sr. stopped running just a few yards from the end zone and cost his team a touchdown.

Person 1) Dude, this chick was gobbling on my dork and stopped right before payday.

Person 2) Whatta a Cooper Move.

by Dr Jelly Finger September 25, 2017

Power Move

When a character on television or in a film takes a front and centre role and position, giving the audience clear indication as to who is in charge.

Humperdinck's placement and attitude in The Princess Bride is nothing less than a power move.

by 12345Awesomeguy April 27, 2021

A michael move

When you intentionally leave to go get lunch and not offer other co-workers to order as well.

How could you go get Chinese without offering to everyone. That is such a Michael move.

by whatfitsyou October 27, 2017