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Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?

You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.
Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.
by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010
mugGet the Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?mug.
A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
by Mr. Roflecopter October 17, 2011
mugGet the Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndromemug.

Everyone knows what a Strawbriarerry tastes like

Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.
He says "Lets go to the libary."

She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"

He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.

She says "look at the bird in the winder"

He says "It's window"

She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
by C-MasterEM September 17, 2008
mugGet the Everyone knows what a Strawbriarerry tastes likemug.

Do you know what I look like?

If so, how do you do that? Do you just look up my IP address and see everything?
by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
mugGet the Do you know what I look like?mug.

i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better
by Bored vjugnk November 5, 2017
mugGet the i would like to get to know you bettermug.

It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011
mugGet the It's not who you know, it's who you ho.mug.

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