"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.
After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."
by 13Ronbets May 05, 2016
You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.
Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.
by MarioCanDoAnything January 22, 2010
A condition in which a person assumes competence in a given subject, but in reality has very little actual knowledge.
Most armchair tacticians have a bad case of Don't Know What The Hell They're Talking About Syndrome.
by Mr. Roflecopter October 17, 2011
Strawbriarerry pronounced with an "r" in the middle like library. It is pronounced wrong but we all know what is meant. Don't knock it.
He says "Lets go to the libary."
She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"
He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.
She says "look at the bird in the winder"
He says "It's window"
She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
She says "It's Not libary it's Library dummy"
He says "Everyone knows what a strawbriarerry tastes like, get off my ass.
She says "look at the bird in the winder"
He says "It's window"
She says "We all know what strawbriarerrys taste like"
by C-MasterEM September 13, 2006
by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better
by Bored vjugnk November 05, 2017
Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.
by bigbreastedbitch April 22, 2011