July 30th

National best day of the world

Man 1: Yooo! It’s July 30th!
Man 2: I can’t wait for my good luck today!

by Matilda g May 10, 2021

29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.

A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye

by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021

July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born

Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense

by Mollysoccer6 November 4, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

by Dundunsuuuun November 6, 2019

july 8th 2022

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok

do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me

by yeetyboi230 July 9, 2022

1st of July 2020

1st of July 2020 ; is the day the kids took the power back.

In far north Queensland, on the 1st of July 2020, there were 4 boys who.s actions took the power back from the church.

by Bryn Benn July 17, 2020

July 28, 2000

People born on this day are always the youngest in their class, but they are very intelligent, funny, and kind. If you ever meet someone born on this day, tell them happy birthday, even when it isn't their birthday. This day is at the end of the summer, so nobody is ever around to celebrate with them.

Woah, you were born on July 28, 2000? Happy Birthday!

by Jagcs November 16, 2020