29th of July

29th of July , Weather is clear , One adult asked me , What's your dream?

As if my dream explained who i am. The looks on the adults face , Was like a child with no name. The look was familiar to me.

A: Oh! it's 29th of July.

B: DID U SAY 29TH OF JULY?

29th of 💦 July, 📅 weather 😈 is 💦 clear
One 😤 adult asked 🙏 me, 😭 "What 😐 is 💦 your 👏 dream?"
As 🍑 if 👏 my 👨 dream 💭 explained who 😂 I 👁 am 👏
When 🕗 I 👁 said 💬 I 👁 had 💋 no 🙅 dream 💭
The 👏 look 👀 on 🔛 the 👏 adult's face 😀
Was 👏 like 💖 to 💦 the 👏 child 👦 with 👏 no 🙅 name 📛
The 👏 look 👀 was 👏 familiar to 💦 me 😭
Though studying 🔫 wasn't 😐 much 🔥 of 💦 my 👨 taste 👅
I 👁 tried 👀 my 👨 best 👌
Parents 👪 were 👶 fond of 💦 joy 😁
When 🕗 I 👁 brought good 👌 grades to 💦 them 💦
Walking 🚶 on 🔛 the 👏 same 😩 path at 🍆 the 👏 same 😩 time 🕐
I 👁 continued my 👨 life 👤 with 👏 no 🙅 expression 🖕

A: ...bye

by nawtwooyo July 31, 2021

July 11

July 11 is national send a tit pic day where you ask anybody for a tit pic and they have to send you one.

July 11, You have to send a tit pic on this day or you are going to hell.

by Yostxrmy July 11, 2021

July 15

if someone is born on this day you have to give them some head

man! your born on july 15th?!?! come over here

by babydrivrr November 11, 2020

July 28

The day where the most annoying people in the world are born

Friend 1: Did you know capers was born on July 28
Friend 2: that makes more sense

by Mollysoccer6 November 04, 2019

July 2 2008

This day is for the craziest girls. The babies of your friendship group I guess, they act like they are your two year old daughter! Such crackheads.

Hey, come here little one want me to feed your your yogurt?

Why?

You were born July 2 2008 right?

by Dundunsuuuun November 06, 2019

julie andrews syndrome

Having the constant and overwhelming urge to break out into a musical number in every day life.

My daughter is so extra, she even has Julie Andrews Syndrome.

by Linda the mermaid. September 27, 2017

july 8th 2022

the day howie mandel posted his friend's prolapsed asshole onto tik tok

do not look up what howie mandel posted on july 8th 2022 im not kidding please dont i know you curious stay curious i cannot stress this enough please listen to me

by yeetyboi230 July 09, 2022