Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.
Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!
by DrDFraud April 23, 2021
Director and writer of great films such as Knives Out. Also the subject of hatred that goes to such personal level by Star Wars fanboys (not fans, but fanboys) just because he wrote and directed The Last Jedi, which was doomed from the beginning, regardless of who made it.
Star Wars fanboy: Rian Johnson is the worst director ever! He ruined Star Wars!
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
Me: Really? A film series that has always been hit and miss? Also, if he’s the worst director ever, then why was Knives Out so awesome and fun?
Star Wars fanboy: Ummm… ummm… because he directed The Last Jedi
by BuffaloBillsFan2005 July 14, 2022
A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
Karrell Johnson can be mean to his hatters and nice to his people that he ducks with but he hates it when people fake on him and then they come back because he got something that they want. In the end karrell Johnson is a chill funny smart dude to have as a friend. He may say he hate some one but really he/she is like a brother/sister to him and if u hurt one of them karrell Johnson WILL kill them and tell god he is sorry for his mistake
by Karrell johnson March 21, 2018
A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.
Brian Johnson
by Wood1417 January 19, 2022
Tori thinks she is so kind, funny, hot, and gay.. But the truth is that she just finished the popcorn..... Shes mean to me. And btw I HATE FEET!!? If you meet her dont look at her gorilla feet.
by Tori&Autumn June 16, 2022
A guy who you can trust (maybe) idk you are prob friends with him on discord and if so you are LUCKY BC THAT IS A GUY THAT WILL ACT CRAZY but in the end HE IS STILL CRAZY but nice and friendly :D so ya make sure to like a guy whos justin johnson (ON DISCORD) and if he likes gumball from tawog and make sure he likses to watch netflix..
by The Grim Reaper.. August 29, 2022