emily marie johnson

Emily Marie Johnson is one of the most beautiful people! She is very kind hearted and is not selfish! She isn't fake even if she doesn't like you! She hates people who bully! Emily Marie Johnson is popular in school and is well known! She is very athletic but doesn't show it in school! Outside of school she does cheerleading and volleyball! Many people misjudge her! She is beautiful but doesn't believe!

Emily Marie Johnson

is so pretty and athletic i wish she knew that!

by auaishhssb July 7, 2017

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Sam Johnson

When you perform a strange act on a form of food, most commonly sandwiches

'That idiot just pulled a Sam Johnson on that sandwich'

by samjpohnson March 12, 2024

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Dewy Johnson

The act of intercourse performed on a bed of grass, a slightly muddy area, or anywhere that "dew" could end up on someone's "johnson."

Q: Did you hear that Chris and Steph did the freak-nasty in the dirt/mud behind the campground?

A: Yea I heard he gave her the Dewy Johnson.

by Steampuncher November 30, 2009

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Alicia-Johnson

The most amazing beautiful gorgeous strong woman in the entire world loved by many but mostly by me

I love Alicia-Johnson and Want to marry her

by Akta September 10, 2021

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spaco johnson

1. British Military slang for a person who did something stupid that resulted in the delay or cancellation of something important. Also known as a space cadet in some circles.

Dave: 'Shit I forgot my passport. Its at home 500 miles away'
Tony: 'Now we will miss our flight!'
Dave 'I know, I'm a complete Spaco Johnson!'

by captianstabber May 20, 2014

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