cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

Jelly Kwon

Jelly Kwon, a.k.a. my mother from another grandmother, is a great person who has a thing for dads and married men.

I liked this girl, but turns out she likes older married men... guess she's a Jelly Kwon.

by mk96782 September 21, 2018

jelly sandwich

It's a FUCKING sandwich, with PEANUT BUTTER and FUCKING JELLY between two FUCKING slices of GODDAMN bread.
STOP FUCKING SEXUALIZING FOOD I WILL OFF MYSELF FOR FUCKS FUCK.

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A jelly sandwich"
"Doesn't that mean-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE"
"Wha-"

by AhaiMISO MAQM Productions September 12, 2022

Jelly

A censored version of the term jealous.

Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING JELLY ABOUT HIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 18, 2022

Jelly Sandwich

An Amazing couple

They are such a good couple. They must be a Jelly Sandwich.

by Antisocialperson December 21, 2018

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021

Jelly Job

Giving a hand or blow job to a flaccid or non-hard penis.

Jose gave the man a jelly job after having recieved £20.

by superchubs July 4, 2024