Jason

A straight up snitch

Don't be a jason

by Doodlebopabdebop January 24, 2022

Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”

God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!

by Smelly Coworker January 28, 2023

Jason

Badass conference speaker and all round cool guy

Pulling a jason

by Ed Sully December 03, 2022

Jason

Has the sexiest mom in the whole world

Damn, she is so hot. looks like jasons Mom

by QueenKaran November 23, 2021

Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car

This dude is a whole Jason

by Brehmonke August 02, 2022

Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.

I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!

by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024

Jason

The smallest and most minute being in the universe.

Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.

by 87cydhyr May 29, 2022