Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 23, 2023

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

italian tomahawk

1. Slang for a handgun (pistol or revolver). As in Italian gangsters are known to occasionally pistol whip an adversary.

2. A Beretta brand pistol. Italian made. See definition 1.

3. A rib steak with the rib attached on presentation, in an Italian restaurant.

1. I’m packing my Italian Tomahawk, just in case I need some heat.

3. I ordered the Italian Tomahawk, with a glass of Chianti.

by Xanaxmind February 3, 2018

italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

Italian Greyhound

When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.

Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !

by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023