Irish goal

In soccer or any other sport with a goal net, when a shot flies harmlessly over the goal. In Gaelic football, such a shot would be worth a point.

What a lovely Irish goal

by larryofthelemurs July 9, 2011

Irish Seven Course Dinner

A six pack of beer and a sandwich

Hey Mick, give me an Irish seven course dinner and leave out the sandwich.

by alfinn October 22, 2008

Irish privilege

All of the special rights and advantages granted to a person by virtue of their not having been aborted as a fetus.

"Lads, we wouldn't be here drinking at this pub today if not for our Irish privilege."

by Space Mason June 14, 2018

Irish speed bump

When a woman has had too many children and her vagina is loose. You shove a potato in her ass for th extra friction during sex.

Katy's pussy is blown out from having her 9th kid. Now I have to give her an Irish speed bump whenever we have sex.

by aBIOgene515 August 9, 2016

Irish mud shovel

Have a lady friend or guy friend shit on the floor or any clean surface. Pour an Irish Car Bomb on it and shovel it into your gullet with a spoon.

Did you see Travis eat Amanda’s Irish Mud Shovel off that dirty floor? How nasty to use such a dirty floor.

by Steadlur December 21, 2022

Irish

An absolute failure who just really sucks at everything. Someone you should probably put in a mental institution and they’re loud asf. They have no self esteem and no confidence at all. Their work is always horribly presented and they always never put enough effort into their work. If you ever meet someone like them you should run or stay away.

“Oh my gosh that girl acts like an Irish”

by dhisoaskdbsbshwb June 21, 2019

Traditional Irish Save The Marriage Baby

A practice in cultures, most commonly believed to be originated from Irish heritage wherein the couple decides to have a baby instead of getting a divorce or actually working on their problems through healthy means. ALWAYS amplifies the problem but due to traditional views, the couple therein stays together and them and them child suffers. The classic "Stacking Shit on Shit" situation.

Nell and Hayden can't stop arguing every day.

We thought they were headed for divorce but they just announced they're going to have a baby. Ah, the Traditional Irish Save the Marriage Baby. Poor kid..

by Martini Drysdale March 3, 2021