When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.
Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.
by P. Ness August 04, 2006
An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.
by ~Limerick Queen January 06, 2009
n. clipped from assbolism. The painful gas bubble formed by forcing air through the anal sphincter. A reverse fart.
by Definite Article March 01, 2010
The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.
by drbollocks November 27, 2008
by Cjstaple February 05, 2019
by A-mazz-ing February 04, 2017
The best kind of shower; although this phrase means literally 'to shower one's own ass', it is often used as a derogatory.
Joe was low on soap, so he decided that he could only afford to take an ass shower.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
Yo bitch ass cracka, best bend over cuz you about to get ass showered.
by PiePatrol November 08, 2010