Horny is a type of disease which occurs when you watch porn or think of Fortnite. You can check if you’re horny by looking at your pants. If you see a cum stain or a huge ass bulge, that means you’re horny. If you’re a girl you can see if you’re horny if you notice your vagina dripping. This disease is inevitable. You’ll catch this disease often, the more you catch it, the nastier slut you are.
Aaron: “Mum, There’s a cum stain on my pants!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
Mum: “Were you playing Fortnite?”
Aaron: “Yes.”
Mum: “You gay horny bitch!”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 10, 2022
Get the Hornymug. 1) Describing the acceptable range of which an individual (typically a man) can express sexual interests and desire.
2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
2) (Pejorative) A person whose sexual interests are within an acceptable norm and whose behavior is considered strange or unreasonable.
1) In modern discourse, characters like Lady Dimetrescu or Zarya are the Safe Horny option for attractive women.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
2) Your obsession with Muscular Women is so Safe Horny, it hurts me.
by Phoenixhydra April 15, 2024
Get the Safe Hornymug. by beanerlovebeaner June 25, 2022
Get the Hornymug. by Tbfbdgdhgje August 10, 2023
Get the Horny Myionmug. A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
Get the horny turtlemug. Being so horny and hypersexual that one becomes delusionally perverse and "erotomanic" (sometimes "dangerously") that when they sexually harass someone that the person the harass likes and/or wants it. Someone who is Psychotically Horny wil also masturbate to things they nornally wouldn't and would possibly find degenerate when they are lucid. Horny Psychosis can typically be allieviated by orgasm where one becomes more lucid of one's mistake, but does not automatically mean they are more sane.
There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.
There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.
1. Girl 1: That creepy guy kept stalking me, i
hate it.
Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.
2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.
2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.
hate it.
Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.
2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.
2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.
by Dr Sex M.D. Fucking Psychiatry November 1, 2023
Get the Horny Psychosismug. A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.
Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!
by Ashcool April 16, 2021
Get the Anti-Horny daymug.