by jumper89237873 August 09, 2009
Also known as Kelly. Beware, she likes luring kids with her voice and pleasuring them. Her accomplice for such tasks involves pedophiliacs, portismember as well as necrophiliacs.
by denali January 09, 2005
When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.
Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.
Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
by bbone22 April 09, 2012
Arthur and his brother, two brothers who probably secretly bang and are most likely in love with each other.
Oh did you hear arthur and his brother christian are always home together, look at them, arthur probably fucks christian but they won't admit it, like we know we don't care just date already
by Justlivewitheachother! October 28, 2022
by SYWA October 03, 2022
When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.
Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."
by Van Eric Adams August 01, 2023
by Chico December 08, 2004