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Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.
Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.
by JadeMemory November 20, 2015
mugGet the Hammer Muffinmug.

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!
Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"
by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023
mugGet the weed hammeredmug.

hammer-gleagand

the level of drunk where u want to see balls smashed by a hammer.
"Bro that guys is hammer-gleagand AF."
by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
mugGet the hammer-gleagandmug.

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"
Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."
by stasis___ January 27, 2007
mugGet the hammermug.

Hammered Leprechaun

The hammered leprechaun is a quadruple entendres. It is 1) a leprechaun with a strong muscular physique, 2) a leprechaun with a huge penis, 3) a leprechaun that is drunk and finally a speakeasy bar in Stonington, Connecticut named 4) The Hammered Leprechaun.
The Hammered Leprechaun is the greatest bar. Fantastic happy hour and the owner is a muscular, well endowed man who always has a beer in his hand.
by 0neHugeWang! November 24, 2024
mugGet the Hammered Leprechaunmug.

mexican hammer

Maria says she like mexican hammer's
by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
mugGet the mexican hammermug.

Westminster Hammer

A sexual position in witch the receiver is laying on their neck with there legs straight up in the air and the giver behind and over top holding up the legs of the receiver. The Hammer part is when the giver begins to squat down.
(jess) My back is killing me,
(jen) Whats wrong?
(jess) Darrell Westminster Hammereed me lastnight.
(jen) Oh!
by Kagg January 25, 2010
mugGet the Westminster Hammermug.

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