Gold Grower

A woman too dumb to be a Gold Digger, but believes she is. She is in turn used to make money for the man she believes she is taking advantage of, usually as a prostitute or pornographic actress.

Damn, Sherri thinks she's spending all my dough, but that bitch made me 1,000 bucks today, she ain't no gold digger, she's a gold grower.

by The Vile One July 8, 2012

gold farmer tan

(noun) the lack of pigment in one's skin due to infrequent exposure to sunlight as a result of playing video games. Most applicable during the summer months, a gold farmer's tan is the sign of staying inside on what would be considered a beautiful day. The term is not limited to those of fair complexion as it corresponds more to the actions of those who forego spending time outside for the comfort of the indoors. Origins of the term point back to a farmer's tan in which one's exposure to sunlight is limited to the forearms and neck. The other part comes from gold farming which is the practice of spending inordinate amounts of time in virtual game environments for the purpose of monetary gain. Both terms, when combined, take on a new meaning as a pejorative for the actions of heavy video game users.

The forecast for the next week is all above 90°F, looks like my brother will be working on his gold farmer tan.

by AspiringKnowItAll July 9, 2012

jungle gold

The best chocolate pussy one has ever had.

Yo, bra, dat bitch.... Jungle gold.

by Hjc September 20, 2013

olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed

A perfectly executed face first dive into a soft bed

It's been a long day and I'm tired. I'm going home and doing an Olympic gold medal nose dive into the bed!

by M & MOB October 7, 2013

Gold on gold Lex

Biggest douchebag car in America.

That dude drives a gold on gold Lex...what a DBAG!!

by MemphisMax July 28, 2012

Out of water gold fish.

When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 31, 2011

Mississippi gold gate

When two girls stand in front of each other , and the guy is standing with an erection. The two girls pee on his penis, while he is fucking them both.

"Hey lets have a threesome"
"Well i have to pee" "Me too"
"Fuck it lets do a Mississippi gold gate

by texas owned September 25, 2011