glass

(verb) Synonym of 'to nuke'. When a city gets nuked, some of the building materials and natural rocks can melt from the high temperature and solidify as a type of glass.

Mike: "Dude, have you heard what happened to Hiroshima?"
Joe: "Yeah, it got glassed, what a shame!"

by Keeng Ra'at October 28, 2018

Glasses-cart

1. a shopping cart full of glasses
2. when you go on a shopping spree to Specsavers

1. oh my that is a glasses-cart
2. I went for a glasses-cart today

by whoophey December 31, 2018

glass salute

The act of placing a glass dildo into the ass of a man dressed in uniform. Both parties salute each other after lube is applied for a full expression of the term.

Adam loves dressing up like a Naval officer so Beth can give him the glass salute.

by Understatements January 8, 2019

Glass

that one thing all good guys in movies have to kick before their 'FBI OPEN UP' scenes

Kenny: alright be real quiet they're right being this wall they don't know we're here so if we jus-
Me: *kicks glass*
Kenny: you lil shit

by budgetsheep February 16, 2019

glasses

when you have wrongly and unforgivably belittled, ridiculed and traumatised your husband of 26 years, almost driving him into suicide, because of his smaller than average genitals. turns out you have been extremely shortsighted, never ever being diagnosed, wandering your vague, wishywashy world in awe of unfathomable silhouettes of miniatures.

"Thomasius, Darling, what can I say or do that can possibly unsay or undo the hell I have put you through. There is nothing. I stand in front of you ashamed, guilty and sad.

The optician said it will take another 3-4 weeks until my glasses arrive. She advised me to choose windowglass-thickness to make your doodoo look its original size again.
Please forgive me, dearest.

by Krkič May 3, 2019

Glass Maid

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up

Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”

by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

Glasses play

When you play whit you're eyeglasses example inserting them into anus, vagina, nostrils, urethra in a mans penis.

Glasses play can also be licking them or licking the partners peeing on them and ejaculating.

It’s a thing that the most hardcore glasses fetishized people like to do.

Glasses play is when you put glasses into a place on you’re body where it isn’t supposed to be.

by Howitzerz666 July 27, 2019