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Straight Fruit Ninja 

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

Poopy Fruit

A popular chewing gum from the late 80's thats bursting with poopy flavor.
Poopy fruit its gonna move ya. The poop is soft it gets right to ya. Poopy fruit, the taste the taste thats gonna move ya.
Poopy Fruit by Jeffron929 October 29, 2022

Dough Fruit 

a fucking piece of shit fruit thats covered in dough yet its a apple, fucking Dough Fruit apple
This fucking 9 year old needs to touch grass with his Dough Fruit comb
Dough Fruit by Slakszz March 1, 2023

forbidden fruit syndrome 

A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit
Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”

Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”

sticky fruit 

Toddler name for fruit leather. And really, who can blame them? "Fruit leather" doesn't sound appetizing at all. Nobody wants to eat leather, even if it's fruit-flavored
Dad: Want some sticky fruit in your play-lunch today, Wilma?
Wilma: Uh-huh.
Dad: I'll give you two, so you can share one with Archie.
sticky fruit by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

fried fruit loops 

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!
example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!
fried fruit loops by chadparson666 October 19, 2023