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friend famine 

Friend Famine is a widespread scarcity of real true friends caused by several factors, including them being users time-wasters, I freeloaders,

backstabber frenemy fake friends that leave you to rot while having made their own amusement without you not needing your money a ride in your car somewhere to stay..
It's funny, now it's the weekend I'm broke, have no money, wages car place to stay no one will talk to me, I'm getting g proper ghosted again I'm in proper friend famine this weekend again.
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Friend of Diddy 

An individual who has an interest in nefarious sex parties, like those Sean "diddy" Combs has allegations for.
Did you hear Paul is throwing a party?

Yeah but I don't think I'll go... He's a friend of diddy
Friend of Diddy by Bscabl December 23, 2024

Friend-over 

Gesture indicating acceptance of mean treatment or embarrassing behavior by a so-called "friend" because you don't have any other friends.
He was making fun of my cartoon underwear, I had no option but to friend-over and take it.

She liked to humiliate me, but the fwb sex was so good, I was willing to friend-over and let her have her way.
Friend-over by myk247365 December 24, 2024

Friend-shit 

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.

Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.
Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

Friend stroking 

When someone are glazing their friend way to hard/ same definition but for friends as self-stroking
Jimmy is legit, so jacked.
“Calm down bro, you friend stroking like crazy”

friend of asar 

A middle eastern slang term from the tunnels under the Palestinian empire, for a gay male. Commonly used at Free-Palestine events to find other gay males without displaying a LGBTQ flag.
I went to Foley Square and was scared to flirt with other believers, so I decided to go up to this habibi and asked if he was a friend of Asar, and he said yes, we had some spicey haram in bed afterwards.
friend of asar by Murda Murdis April 14, 2025