Forealz

What you say when you're
A. Pissed off
B. Agreeing w/ someone
Or
C. Trying to be gangster.

You best be givin' me all yo' money, home dawg or I'll bust you upside the head forealz.

by Master of the galaxy ;D June 17, 2011

cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.

"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."

by helium_raven September 10, 2005

farce

Referring to something that isn't cool, yet is hard to ignore. The opposite of Fierce.

The "Brady Bunch Movie" is farce.

by Royce G. Garrison September 7, 2004

Forcel

n. the energy consisted within an entity which contains incredible abilitites. Each type is dependent on its user. A massive amount that is summoned could cause severe damage to the user.

Phammo summons his forcel from the Mewclaw.

by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004

Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.

Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.

by bigblackwave July 9, 2010

forceps story

a story that is told by a typically entertaining and engaging speaker, whose childbirth was aided by the use of forceps, resulting in a defect that causes the telling of an occasional boring story. A forceps story has no plot, no punchline, no meaning and usually no natural ending.

That's such a forceps story. Forceps!!

by Dgriff November 13, 2014

Forced fap

The act of being bound while a gloved assailant violently strokes your dick to completion only to continue tugging your red inflamed member until it peels and blisters

she beat it until it bleed, she gave me a forced fap

by Boostedbb February 4, 2015