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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
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Facebook slog

When a seriously bored individual spends hours doing nothing but looking through facebook, to the point of madness or suicide, whichever comes first.
X: "Have you seen Andy? I swear he's spent four hours on facebook! Hasn't he got better things to do?"
Y: "Oh you know how he is, probably just having another Facebook slog"
by Captain Capable July 12, 2011
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Facebook gangsta

Someone who is badass hiding online in his moms basement.
That pussy is so Facebook gangsta. I hope he gets stomped out.
by Freemario October 4, 2018
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Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.
Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.
by Bald Truth February 10, 2015
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Facebook Smackdown

Knockdown-drag-out arguments that occur over someone's status updates. Typically occurs when one "friend" misinterprets or takes another "friend's" status personally and begins a comment war for all to see and enjoy.

Soon to be a Pay-Per-View event!
Jane Doe: "Ha, I'm weird......ummm ok whatever. I'd like to know WHO thinks posting pictures of your kids and your kids with their so called friends is weird?"

Joe Blow: "Me"

Joe Doe: "What I really think is weird is disrespectful people who think they are all that and so good that they can say whatever they want, reply however they want to someone's posting. Someone needs to realize they are not as good as they think and in fact they are the weird one."

And so on.... for like 30 comments.

Joe Blow: "This Facebook Smackdown has been real fun, but I have to go unfriend you now."
by Original Bliss October 17, 2010
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Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.
Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.
by Eadinator October 18, 2011
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