duck butter

Duckbutter differs from Smegma but is
pretty much the same. The smelly cheesed
odor that builds up between vagina as
well as the penis. Due to bad hygiene
mostly but still should be under control
by the tales I get from people who shower every 5 minutes. I pity those dudes but if you hafta you hafta-Rich

Smelly human problem!

by Frank Musselwhite August 13, 2004

lame duck

A flight profile which a plane flies if it has mechanical problems in time of excercise or war. Useually gear down, lights on.

"I flew a lame duck profile so I didnt get shot down by friendly fire."

by stiffler7234 October 4, 2005

queer duck

A cartoon NOBODY has ever seen (the fact it hasn't even got five votes on the IMDb proves this), but everyone knows of it because it was on that 100 Greatest Cartoons thing - instead of Invader Zim or Ghost in the Shell.

"Has anyone seen Queer Duck?!?"

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

Duck stash

The mustache-like plaster of sticky feathers left on the upper lip of someone who has just blown a duck.

Person 1 "Dude, I hate when you eat soup for lunch!"

Person 2 "Why?"

Person 1 "Because it gets all caught up in your duck stash! You are so f**king fowl!"

by NoFanOfTodd January 14, 2011

bush duck

A fart.

Eww, somebody just let a bush duck! Was that you?

by se2 April 26, 2011

Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

Ducking Floods

To constantly wear pants that are highwaters. Meaning too short for the wearer.

Holy shit, did you see Bernard's pants? That mother fucker is always ducking floods!!!

by xlxDEBOxlx January 13, 2014