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Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
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Tooheys is also an Aussie beer co
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Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!
Screw that man, go Platinum, its so much faster and these labels are so trippin me out!!!
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"After I got my fade in the barbershop, we pulled a Dry Avalanche on this girl, it was hella degrading."
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If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
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