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caterpillar

its me,im a caterpillar
oh wow a caterpillar! oh,oh my god it has a gun
by mikan synpath <3 November 8, 2022
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Cartered

Cartered (verb) car-terd : the act of one being rightly spunked on from a tranny and also being used as a handheld fleshlight
Example: Was such a hard day at work today, felt like I got cartered
by Jimm12200 November 9, 2022
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Carter

(1) A man (often referred to as the goat) whose last name is usually Silvertooth. He is caring, kind, funny, smart, and loves Sonic. He is very attractive and bags many significant others (preferably masculine men).

(2) Another word for a man on man bj.
James: Bro, last night Christopher cranked a Carter!

John: Do you mean a Silvertooth or a bj? Because, personally, I don't think Christopher is very caring, kind, funny or smart, and I know for a fact he doesn't love Sonic.
by goldtongue November 20, 2022
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Carter

To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.
Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.
by Bishbashbosh1993 November 24, 2022
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Carter

The ultimate GF simp. Will most definitely dip out on group events & social opportunities at the bar for a good 'ol fashioned booty call. A dork who flexes his "BDE". High five.
Where's Carter going?

His GF's house *tsk tsk*.
by DjangoJohn2023 January 4, 2023
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