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Ken Carson

Ken Carson is the sexiest man alive and the best rapper ever. I wanna suck his nipples and lick his chest and touch his amazing dreads. Ken Carson has the best songs ever and he's amazing, he's my daddy and fine shyt
"My favorite rapper is Ken Carson, he's so hot"
"Hey have you listened to the new Ken Carson album?"
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French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.
Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!
French Carpenter by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

Sabrina Carpenter

Basic ass bland chicken "singer" who makes sex playlist music for pretentious girls
"Did you listen to Sabrina Carpenter's new single?"
"Absolutely not. I don't want my ears to bleed."
Sabrina Carpenter by bluedays500 December 15, 2025

The Angry Carpenter

The Angry Carpenter - Tie your girlfriend to a workbench and proceed to use sandpaper upon her Vagina, once smooth feel free to have sex with the bloody remains
Poor mrs Jamison, she died from The Angry Carpenter.
she was such a good teacher. Damn sandpaper is rough.
The Angry Carpenter by The Comic November 5, 2012

thomas and carmen 

Soulmates.
He loves her, she loves him.
Carmen and Thomas should be a cute couple
'Thomas and Carmen are great together'
thomas and carmen by stylesss November 19, 2016

Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas 

damn! She's such a Melissa Janeth Lopez Cardenas