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canadian short stack 

You will need, three cans of beans, one container of Canadian maple syrup and a female,midget the shorter the better. Have the female eat all three cans of beans then wait for the usually undesired effect. Once she starts have her get naked and do a head stand, knees down towards the chest and she is to hold her butt cheeks apart. As a side note you might want to brace her against a pice of furnature or some thing? You pour the maple syrup onto her butt hole and when she passes wind you stab the bubbles back into her butt with your penis.
Dude, we were thinking about going out for brunch this morning , but your sister decided on giving us a Canadian short stack at home instead.
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canadian narwhal 

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish
I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night
canadian narwhal by Samoan whale October 24, 2017

canadian meat wall 

A wall of sweaty, fat, Canadians
You: I couldn't get in the bus; I was blocked off by a Canadian Meat Wall

Canadian Christmas 

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
Canadian Christmas by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

Canadian Cap'n 

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.
What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!
Canadian Cap'n by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017

canadian skeet shooting 

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.
I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

canadian tennis 

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.
canadian tennis by ToolHandle December 4, 2017