Bump

Bump is another word for f*ck.

Her: Dwight is judging me.

Him: Bump Dwight.

Eff that. Bump that.

by Elizabooty April 29, 2021

war bump

A euphemism for an erection.

Trump gets a war bump every time his daughter Ivanka walks into the room.

by Jimathay October 6, 2017

Bumped

Going to pick up money after a job is completend , yet never actually collecting due too many sob stories that always happen when you need to pay actual money

"Went to Dave for that green and guess what?
BUMPED!!!!!!

by Stilloriginaligloo October 28, 2020

bump

a lump on a person's skull, formerly thought to indicate a particular mental faculty.

In the bygone days of phrenology, feeling a pronounced bump on someone's head might lead you to believe they possessed a strong mathematical aptitude.

by Arminkshipper July 23, 2024

blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Reno Bumps

A raised, red rash on one's genital region, either malignant or benign, symptomatic of a sexually transmitted infection that is currently unknown to medical science.

Commonly contracted after having engaged in sexual congress with a resident of--or while oneself a resident of--Reno, Nevada.

"I was in the shower this morning and I noticed that I've got these weird bumps on my dick."
"Dude! You got the Reno Bumps?"
"What's that?"
"Nobody knows. Probably from that fat chick who got you wasted and took you home the other night!"

by El Ranchero Sucio January 11, 2013

Bump haze

Bump haze is slang for send nudes

Jo sends nudes if you say bump haze.

by Hector Perez September 23, 2021