by Monsieur Talleyrand February 15, 2010
Get the bed then beheadmug. Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
Get the breakfast in bedmug. When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
Get the Blue bedmug. A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
Get the SHIT THE BEDmug. by Coop Dupe November 16, 2019
Get the zap bedmug. Biggie Travolta: man you know that girl Ashly ?
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
John Bigums: Yeah that bitch has a 4 inch Clit, she is a total Bed Frog.
by TerraHawk August 10, 2012
Get the Bed Frogmug. by Green Hell Zone December 4, 2020
Get the in bedmug.