Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

bedded

to be put to sleep physically or using drugs to induce a sleep like state

man last night that 3 shots of patron to the neck bedded me

by james beverly II December 24, 2022

Bed-head

Getting head while laying in the bed

She gives great bed-head

by La,Tattoo by Da,Samuri June 25, 2022

curry in bed

eating out an indian girl

me: yo man i ate the best curry in bed yesterday
friend: damn dude toss some garam masala my way next time

by zootmenoot March 23, 2017

Depp Bed

A bed covered in feces. Most likely put there by Amber Heard

This girl came over and dropped a deuce in my bed last night and gave me Depp bed.

by Isthisnametaken April 27, 2022

Commie Bed

A bed that is shared by all people who are planning on fucking someone that night, similar to Communist Russia, where everyone gets the same thing.

Melanie got fucked in the commie bed last night by Michael.

by scottden95 September 9, 2022

Frisky bed energy

Refers to someone who clearly knows how to liven up a bedroom, since body-shaming is so last year. You can't choose your body, but you can always choose how you use it. Plus, it's gender-neutral. The counterpart to this is "dead bed energy".

Erica: "Brad is so sweet. He just called out his friends for making homophobic jokes."

Janet: "Whoa, you gotta get on that. That is some frisky bed energy."

by TulipKitten November 1, 2021