I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

a song by the band KillWhitneyDead

did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008

Canadian Bed and Breakfast  

A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.

Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend.

Canadian Bed and Breakfast by Vpdotcom March 28, 2009

bug (also called "bed bug") 

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

bug (also called "bed bug") by weave March 24, 2003

Grateful Bed  

Lady advancing in years, single, beyond cougar, will attempt to pull drunken semi-conscious guys from pubs/clubs/lean-to's. Will lie in wait until right moment and pounce. (Does not wear tie-dye) (though might have beard)

Dude, that chick (sic), is checking you out!

Naaah man, she's 65! A Grateful Bed if ever I saw one, give me another 16 pints and i'll go for it!!!

Grateful Bed by chefjim December 9, 2008

mexican bed sleeping

when no less than 5 dudes are sleeping in the same bed at the same time for either warmth or pleasure.

yea last night we were mexican bed sleeping with 8 other dudes and i think one was gay.....

mexican bed sleeping by nat3d April 25, 2010

Greek Bed 

A large stone bed covered in priceless pillows occupied and ravaged my several beautiful women and an even more beautiful Steve Zaragoza.

Frat Guy 1: "hey dude, I'm taking this girl up to your room man"
Frat Guy 2: "nah man! It's a total Greek Bed up there"
Steve Zaragoza: Every time I smell a vagina, I remember being born.

Greek Bed by TenseRainbow August 18, 2016

cum-bed 

The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.

There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.

It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.

cum-bed by .......get it? January 2, 2017