Malexory Beach

A beautiful manmade beach off of Bard Rd. in Muskegon; Malexory Beach is basically a kiddie pool filled with hot water carried outside from the bathtub in buckets, a small amount of sand/dirt, and one bright colored umbrella
What's the weather like at Malexory Beach?!
by imalwaysdown January 01, 2011
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Bitchy Beach

A slang term used to describe a group of people bitching about others on a beach.
Friend (1): she’s a b*tch

Friend (2): her shorts are too tight
Outside : this seems like a Bitchy Beach

Etc...
by J-H_UrbanDictionary April 16, 2018
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Beach Slop

Ayo look at that guy over there, looks like hes gettin some beach slop.
by Oopsjaydiditagain June 09, 2021
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miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
by miamibeachbum305 December 09, 2021
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long beach islander

When you drink so much your piss is pure alcohol. You piss in a glass, top it with whipped cream, and drink it again.
I had a Long Beach Islander last night at the beach.
by Islander88 July 10, 2021
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Beach Drink Scientist

An individual who has obtained a PhD in mixology, with an emphasis in tropical flavor and aesthetics.
Laddie is known to be a world-renowned beach drink scientist.
by laddiehickelsen December 08, 2023
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