Malibu Blast

finger blasting someone inside of a Chevy Malibu

Killer weekend with Nina, treated her to a Malibu Blast. had to get the car detailed after

by Dave Roth February 11, 2024

Slam blasted

A combination of “slam/slammed” and “blasted” used to describe a higher level of stoned. A feeling of being slammed and blasted at the same time.

“I’m violently high. I feel slammed…and blasted…I’m so slam blasted right now.”

by slam blasted August 12, 2025

blasting outer space rocket

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!

Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket

by Noxipoo420 April 4, 2017

salad blasted

to use a plunging motion or blasting motion with the tongue into the rectum

I saw some gay guy being salad blasted in the club bathroom

by Tmoneylolbitch August 7, 2016

donkey blasted

The maximum level of alcoholic consumption where any additional drinks do not increase your state of drunkenness. Usually taken place between the hours of 3:30am and 7:00am on weekends, it is most commonly achieved when in a new social setting post-drinking where the new environment does not permit you to stop.

"Man, I was at this after party the other night but since I was at the bar beforehand, I ended up getting donkey blasted."

Dale got so donkey blasted the other night after the show, he ended up drinking till 7am with us in his parent's basement.

by TurtleKnee May 1, 2017

No mask, no blast.

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.

We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.

by Tuguit September 24, 2020

furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.

Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!

by death180 September 8, 2015