alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.

Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.

by yeet_god April 19, 2018

Alabama Farmer's Market

AKA an Alabama Family Reunion. Any family get together in the south in which family members attend with the intention of having sex with other family members.

Hey Cletus! I can't wait to go to the Alabama Farmer's Market this weekend and fuck my cousin!

by ridespacemountain January 9, 2017

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

alabama shooting star

In the slave days when they would catapult black people into the air as a punishment for not picking cotton

Cledus: we'll have to find some way to punish these negroes
Billy: just put em in a catapult and make them Alabama shooting stars

by Romanisagod April 8, 2020

alabama ass shit

incest

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass

by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

A sexual position in where the male sticks his hand inside a condom like a glove and proceeds to fist their partner, slowly opening and closing their hand rapidly

Did you hear that Tyler gave John the Alabama Glove Puppet? He couldn't walk straight for a week!

by Kavukkii March 15, 2021