by Tyson Daniel August 30, 2021
Get the Shea storymug. by Hsnsban February 24, 2020
Get the Hood FriendShip Storymug. Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.
by SeaSkye January 6, 2017
Get the sad story told twicemug. A Strong wonderful girl that loves everything and everyone. A bit gullible and neive but great looking and good personality.
by Chris Jackson November 22, 2021
Get the Storymug. -"Hey, Daddy, tonight I want you to make me cum." Jacquelle told me.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
-"It's my first time," I said, and she started stripping off my shirt, revealing my six-pack. She licked it.
-"Then let's make the most of it," she replied, taking off my grey sweatpants. She then took off my boxers, revealing my six-inch, uncut dick. She gasped, seeing the bulge formed in my pants. I took off her shirt to reveal her huge, bra-less boobs.
We got into reverse cowgirl, and she started bouncing so hard. Her breasts were throbbing onto my face as she pushed harder and harder and moaned, pleasured. Her tits were huge, oh my. I stared at those Hiamalayas and only at them. When I started to feel like I was getting to the edge, I yelled:
-"I'm about to cum!"
She continued to thrust, and I cummed. She stopped, cumming as well.
-"That was so good, Papí,"
We lied down for a bit, and then she went under the covers and took off my condom to suck my cock. She was so good. I felt the grip of her mouth around it, and she thrusted back and forth. I could feel her tits hitting my abs as she began to massage my balls. I started to cum after 10 seconds of that. The pleasure was too much. She then thrusted her butthole against my softening cock and, oh, it got hard easily. It was so tight, it felt like I was masturbing while she fucked me. Holy fuck. I cummed again, but this time, she didn't stop.
And that was too much. I passed out, her titties on my face, pushing her butt so she could sit on my face.
by HERHUGEBOOBS July 2, 2025
Get the sex storymug. by DarkstarX1 June 2, 2018
Get the Maple Storymug. The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
Get the The Mickey Salad Storymug.