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Person 1: Robert's getting deployed to Syria.
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
Person 2: Whoa?!? Robert? The war will be over by winter!
by ᛏᚺᛖ ᚲᚺᛁᚲᚲᛖᚾ ᚾᚢᚷᚷᛖᛏ March 18, 2021
A lot of people get this wrong about guys named Robert. Sure, they're smart and has the capacity to be funny, but they don try to show it. That's because they don't stand out in a crowd or try to do the most they can. Yes, they can be a heartstealer, but many are chronically bitchless with their horrible rizz and reserved personality.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
I speak from experience, that not everybody named Robert is smart, kind, funny, or romantic. They're your run-of-the-mill guy who wants to get by in life, just like you and me.
by pp123987 December 12, 2023
A lil punk bitch from oildale thats a downey and is afraid of ricklamb he wont admit it but hes afraid for his worthless life he snaked chloe from him hes a king cobra for sure born and raised a bitch coward lame pussy mother fucker nigger lop cunt std infested looks like a fucken mouse and doesnt wanna hurt anyone bitch ass nigga his time is running out he just dont know it hes also one of reggies side bitches well aka sancho but gay theres a video of him giving reggie a slurpee like a gay bitch he did a shot and fagged the fuck off with him so dont do shots around robert speckman cause he will suck ur cawk tootles
by Ricklamb69 August 04, 2022
by XD 45 April 14, 2019
Robert is a HUGE PENIS MAN