LUCA

Luca magt Pizza

ICH. WILL. PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KAUFT MEINEN MERCH.... LUCAMINUSSHOPPUNKTDE....

by YourSacriestNightmare January 2, 2017

Luca

It could be a boy or a girl ( unisex name)

He/She is very smart and he/she has blonde hair.
The Girls are small but the Boys who have got the name LUCA are very large.
A person who has got the name Luca is very friendly and nice to everybody.

Everybody loves Luca

by Teddy456 January 2, 2017

Luca

Luca is "The Name" or better "The Universe"

A perfect man with a Hugh Dick But also very smart, lovely and Nice in bed.... EVERY THING

Look at this fantastic Luca over There...

Your a Luca...

by Dj Dicksuucker January 2, 2017

Luca

He is an absolutely nice Guy and good looking with an big cock.
He is Romantic too.

Name : Luca

by mofuga1212 January 2, 2017

concrafter|luca

~Hate it when people say:"TOMATENSAFT" and actually hate it
~In a relationship with pizza

~You shouldn't fuck with this guy !!! *WARNING*
~If you called Ukuleli, Vitello, Balou, Pudella, now he give a shit on you !
~He think that he don't has a sixpack; he only has a few muscles not worth talking about

Rendom Person: Do you want Tomatensaft ?
Luca: No, I'm a concrafter|luca!
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I don't pay for pizza because I'm a concrafter|luca!!!
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Rendom person: Are you fucking kidding me !?
Explainer : pscht !!!! He is a concrafter|luca
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Ukuleli: Hello, I am Ukuleli...
Luca: -Dontfuckwithme -who?! -Idontcare -Notmyconcern
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Rendom Girl: Wow, incredible body

Luca: These are just a few muscles...Not worth talking about

by samira_urbandictionary January 2, 2017

Luca

a very clumsy guy who does stupid things in class like falling off the chair or throwing stuff and get caught, but they have a big heart.

radom guy: hey Luca
Luca: what?
radom guy: whats 9 + 10?
Luca: hmmm... let me think
Luca: 21?
radom guy: man you stupid as f***

by younggdude January 2, 2017

ConCrafter/Luca

ConCrafter, better known as Luca, is a german YouTuber. He does not have any friends beside Max aka KrankCrafter, his ukulele Ukuleli, his toy dog Balou and his water bottle Vittello. He is not gay ,even though everybody thinks he is. Therefore he and Max are getting shipped as MAUZ.

Luca is 20 years old, he is a Gamer and a Comedy-YouTuber, he lives in Köln, he loves Pizza and his Penis is too big for the Ozone-Hole. ConCrafter is the hottest, coolest, sexiest and smartest guy in the whole universe and Pizza is the most awesome dish on our beautiful blue Planet.
Be like Luca, be a Pizza-Lover...

OMG, did you see that?! What is that?! Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, it is ConCrafter/Luca!

Wow, who's that?
That's Concrafter/Luca.
OMG, he is so Pizza....AWESOME!

by DogMaster100 January 3, 2017