Willie Wanks

A beautiful omnipotent being who watches over the little people of the Earth, taking care of them and nurturing them until they're strong and big enough to watch his streams.

also hes ass at every game possible

damn bro have you seen Willie Wanks? hes ass bro lmao

by Cops2 March 6, 2021

screen wank

The action required to scroll through a long list on a touch phone / tablet.

You'll need to screen wank to get to the bottom one.

by vtraveller September 13, 2013

wank debt

When you haven't had a wank for several days.

I didn't have a wank yesterday, I'm gonna have to get rid of my wank debt by having 2 this evening.

by JesusIsADickhead February 16, 2012

wank widow

A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.

Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?

Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.

by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011

Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank

by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023

Allegorical Wank

Cracking one out over an image which serves as a proxy for an intended (but unattainable) object of desire.

See also 'substitute shuftie' and 'simulacral shuffle'.

Baron Von Trapp couldn't make use of the new governess upon her arrival and so popped to the local church confessional booth with an image of the Virgin Mary for an allegorical wank.

by Theilliterate June 28, 2023

woke-wank

A gesture, speech or outburst from a highly motivated member of the elitist wokerati.

Here we go again, lefties having a woke-wank.
I will not be woke-wanked on this one!

by garethc January 27, 2023